I'm about to head out, hit Starbucks, then get some groceries. Before I do that, I feel a need to post about my penis real quick.

Okay, now that I've done that...

This is hilarious!

Personally, this didn't really phase me. It's when people in government aren't having affairs that I grow worried.

Which isn't to say I approve. It's just kinda the norm and has been since before this country was even founded.

Is it wrong that I kinda wanna smear slutkill with chocolate icing and lick her from head to toe until she's clean again?

Well, relatively clean anyway.

5:03 AM 2/20/08 · I left work early, which is practically unheard of with me, and my boss was fairly decent about it. Well, he said he didn't really care if I left early which I suppose is kind of the same thing. Was shooting for a 5:14p train but wound up with a 4:33p instead ( Read more... )

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5:47 PM 8/13/06 · I have been blessed to have known and pleasured a number of women over the course of my time on this tiny blue sphere. The Godz Above willing I'll be doing much the same over the next few centuries before I retire to a small temple in the hills in some far off land and write a book ( Read more... )